The Empire of SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by JaaJmy with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.886 billion Scientificians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JaaJtown. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACEian economy, worth a remarkable 1,525 trillion JaaJs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 221,466 JaaJs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media, JaaJmy is quite hard to get a hold of, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with JaaJmy, and trespassers entering JaaJmy's office are immediately vaporized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE's national animal is the Cigogne, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jaajisme.

SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE is ranked 271,126^th in the world and 6^th in RaAakosarde for Safest, scoring 7.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.